Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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