The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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