I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
