You just made me feel so damn special
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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