I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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