So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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