yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She's the barista slut.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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