I love black thongs
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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