I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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