So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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