I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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