I wish my penis had an off switch
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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