The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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