I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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