I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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