dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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