"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
