Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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