I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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