So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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