flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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