Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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