and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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