is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Randomize
