idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wish i was in the wii world.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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