Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I wish life had little blips of pornography
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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