She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Dear god my vagina.
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