Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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