god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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