Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
