I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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