I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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