How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize