do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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