new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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