Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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