I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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