For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize
