i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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