when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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