the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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