Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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