Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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