we're blogging at a bar
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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