Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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