You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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