Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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