Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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