Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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