I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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