Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Buhtt sex?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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