3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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