he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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