Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Rumble strips road head = magical
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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