What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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