she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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